Joke wtf.. haha
There once was a little boy who was celebrating his 11th birthday.
He decided to test his family to see if they remembered his birthday, so he goes downstairs to his father. "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today", the boy said.
The father has no clue and finally gives up. "I'm eleven!" the boy exclaims.
Next he goes in the kitchen, walks up to his grandma, and says, "Bet cha' can't guess how old I am today".
"Let me give it a guess", grandma says and sticks her hand in his trousers.
She plays with his testicles for about an hour or so (squeezing them; moving them back and forth), takes her hand out of his trousers, and says, "You're eleven years old".
"How did you know?" the boy asked.
Grandma replied, "I heard you tell your father".Jokes
Ice-Breakers
College is awesome. It's the only place in the world where young adults can find beer and girls in the same place. Unfortunately, College does have its downfalls, they're called classes. Interestingly enough, the agony felt by classes can not be attributed to the endless amounts of homework and excessively difficult exams, but..... Ice-Breakers
Five worst jobs around the world
Five worst jobs around the world
Endless reports, nerve-wracking deadlines and having a monumental jerk for a boss probably.
You’re probably right, but however crappy your job may seem, you should take comfort in the fact that there are men and women out there whose jobs are way stinkier than yours—quite literally. Here are some of them: Five worst jobs